What happens if I'm a repeat offender?
I got summoned for jury duty last month. Then I hurt my back and honestly forgot all about it until a few days after my reporting date.
Then I got a couple of threatening post cards from the county jury czar, a typical government hack that prefers to threaten people rather than appeal to their duty as citizens. Or at least just ask nice.
Anyway, I called and am up again tomorrow. Except this morning I woke up sick. It's probably the Ebola or Marburg virus. Maybe it's just the plague. I should go find the jury czar and sneeze and cough on him. That really hurts, by the way. Don't do both at the same time.
Then I got a couple of threatening post cards from the county jury czar, a typical government hack that prefers to threaten people rather than appeal to their duty as citizens. Or at least just ask nice.
Anyway, I called and am up again tomorrow. Except this morning I woke up sick. It's probably the Ebola or Marburg virus. Maybe it's just the plague. I should go find the jury czar and sneeze and cough on him. That really hurts, by the way. Don't do both at the same time.
3 Incoming!:
Go and find the creep and give it to him.If others get then it is the county's fault.
I haven't been feeling real great either, up and down. Old age pains I guess.
C'mon Ride Fast! Get in there! There's a cool $18 a day in it for you! And 30 cents a mile too!
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